Sylvie Meis Lingerie Shoot Smoking Dutch Delights

We now are officially going with the Sylvie Meis naming for the blonde Dutch hottie MILF who split with her soccer playing husband last year or so. It certainly seems official. Hopefully she won't get married and change her name again, I can only memorize so much. My gray matter is not what it used to be. But my eyes are still working fine, so married or divorced, I know Sylvie Meis is simply one of the world's finest lingerie models. I'd certainly have to consider any proposal from Sylvie very seriously. Even if she just proposed I get out of the tree outside her bedroom before she called the cops.

Sylvie has been modeling for Hunkemoller lingerie for some time now. I'm going to ahead and declare them a successful lingerie line by the mere fact that associated their lacy little bits with this super sextastic model must surely be moving serious units. I can feel my own moving right now. That's wrong, but as a tribute to Sylvie, ever so right. Enjoy.

Thank God It’s Funbags! Emma Frain Topless Super Hotness for Summer Beach Time Mammaries

 

Summer isn't over until we decide it is. And with visions of the outstandingly sextastic Emma Frain stripping out of her bikini top on the beach, you can bet that the sun will decide to stick around the equator for just a little while long for it too can ogle the sweet female form of this British beach delight. I could spend all day just staring at the amazing rack and tempting allure of Ms. Frain. In fact, there's a good chance I shall. Even as we pop the Two Buck Chuck here in the Egotastic! offices for celebrate a Friday afternoon, I do believe I'm going to keep on staring.

On Fridays, we like to launch our faithful readers into the weekend with a smile on their face and an unseemly bulge in their trousers. That goes for you too Sapphic leaning ladies, come on, blow it out the next 48 hours. You deserve a good bit of R&R. Take with your sweet thoughts of beautiful women, world class hot bodies, and the contentment that comes therein. Thank God It's Funbags!

Nicole Scherzinger Poses All Kinds of Slinky Hot

You could do worse than having Nicole Scherzinger model your slinky dresses. You could do worse than having her private modeling the Emperor's New Clothes in your bedroom late one Saturday evening. On the off chance that latter moment doesn't come to fruition, settle into this Misguided Collection for Fall 2014 with Nicole showing how hot their clothes can look on one super sextastic woman with an absolutely perfect body. Misguided indeed.

Nicole Scherzinger can't possibly qualify as underrated, but let's just say she doesn't get all the attention she deserves for being a world class especially amazing looking woman. I would give her such attention if I ran this world. I'd even document such attention on cell phone video and upload it to my iCloud account with the password 'BillGetsLucky'.  Just saying, in case the hackers are reading. No reason you can't release those tapes. Enjoy.

 

Vivica Mitra Bikini Turns Heads Pimping Water and Making Friends

Oh, my oh my. Just when I've had way too much expensive bottled water pimping along comes half-Indian hottie Vivica Mitra and her splendidly exotic good looks and ridiculously hot bikini body selling the very same on the shores of Malibu. How can I dislike a consumer products venture that brings much skin to the forefront of their marketing efforts? That would be almost un-Egotastic.

Vivica Mitra's struts across the sandy SoCal shorelines reminds me of about half the dreams I have each evening, or about ten thousand, involving a sextastic multi-ethnic hottie walking toward me whispering what I believe to be is 'take me now, Bill' but only when she gets close do I realize is actually 'can you maybe not stare at me so much'. Such is the tragic nature of my life. To be so close to lust, but never to fully taste. Enjoy.

Daphne Joy and Her Cleavage of Joy Host Hottie Even at the Cosmo

Thanks to our friend Garry from SunOfHollywood.com for these cleansing photos of Daphne Joy and her mounds of joy, no nuts. She really has started to grow on me. The girl formerly known mostly as 50 Cent's baby mama has become a chesty celebrity in her own right by way of deep deep cleavage at Hollywood events. You might call that a minor accomplishment, but try telling that to her epic funbags on display last night at The Cosmo for some super party that forgot to invite me, Mr. Party, to their event.

Sometimes, a good looking woman with enormous knockers in a low cut dress is all you need to turn your boring affair into a party to remember. Actually, that's true pretty much all the time. If Daphne Joy is available, I'm definitely inviting her to my Canada Day parties in the future, because admittedly, they have kind of sucked in the past. Go big or go home. Enjoy.

Naomi Watts, Maggie Gyllenhaal, and Emmanuelle Seigner All Topless in the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 

It's that time again. Time to get your movie, DVD, and Blu-Ray forecast for skincasts from our good friends in the Windy City at Mr. Skin. They keep their nose to the grindstone specifically looking out for the single hottest flesh reveals on recorded media so that you might save your valuable time just for watching. They're like saints, who love boobs.

This week's Mr. Skin Minute includes the delightfully blonde hottie Naomi Watts not nekkid in her current Birdman flick, but quite topless in Mulholland Falls, Maggie Gyllenhaal flashing lingerie ta-ta's for The Honourable Woman TV series now on DVD, and Emmanuelle Seigner topless in Roman Polanski's Venus in Fur now out on DVD. So many ta-ta's, so much time. Take your time to enjoy.

And, why not double down, nay, triple down on your happiness factor with an Ego discounted membership to Mr. Skin. It's jaunty, lightweight, and will immediately stop your chaffing issues. Strike that, the chaffing might get worse for a while. But it's hundreds of thousands of photos and videos of good times.

Selena Gomez Cleavage and Hot Legs for Kimmel

Selena Gomez really is growing into her role as minxy sex symbol these days. The starlet has turned into the ingenue who has turned into the confident petite hottie who struts onto the set of late night talk shows to promote her movies and songs in classy, but revealing cleavage and leg baring dresses, knowing she will be the absolute center of attention. That takes confidence, some maturity, and a whole lot of sextastic.

Selena Gomez hit up Jimmy Kimmel to talk about her new movie, explain that negative comments about her online don't affect her while looking affected, and generally just look as alluring as my belusted little Latina diva can look. I wasn't paying attention to her words so much as I was ogling her fantastically perfect lovely female form. I hope her movie does well, whatever it is. Enjoy.